#13163 of 13587: lakrfool (LF) on Jan 11 '13 at (07:42:29 PM) 

#13152 of 13152: EricT (Eric) on Jan 11 '13 at (06:54:20 PM) I love LF like a brother. But I gotta tell you, if we made it to a meet up together I'd be hard pressed not to organize a plan to hold him down and fold his penis a time or two. Funny story. There was a certain evening in SF where I met a gal at a pub, who was quite amorous, & we took the block & 1/2 stroll back to my place. We tumbled on my bed, & after about 30 seconds of violent mashing she was safecracking my jeans, & once she dialed in the code, she went to town. An epic BJ...slobbering with full hand action & twisting of the mouth on different angles. She knew her dicks, that was for sure. So of course after about a minute of this treatment, like any dude that doesn't have a Van Nuys area code, I blasted. I was drunk, but I wasn't THAT drunk, she had just played Fur Elise on my beef whistle, & got a standing ovation. Now here I was, the buzz of many beers & an epic orgasm floating through me, & this gal is leering at me for more. I knew I didn't have another one in me, but I felt obligated to try. I pushed her over & diddled her for the required amount of time when I get the salute from LF Jr that we we're good to go. Message not received. I had what I like to call a "medium bendable." We weren't ready for action, but we were doing tired calisthenics. She was no virgin, so she could receive a Summer sausage if needed. Bottom line, I folded my cock in half & jammed it into that slathery mess. She moaned approval...so I kept at it. But as my boner unfolded, the sex became impossible, & when I put my half-mast self into that canyon, there wasn't enough friction to keep Junior alive...that whore...totally her fault. So she left unsatisfied. & I went into the living room & played PGA Tour Golf with my roomates & smoked bowls. FTW