#11581 of 20000: lakrfool (LF) on Oct 18 '12 at (11:02:51 AM) 

I've had to relearn elevator etiquette with my new gig, but you know me. I think it would be awesome on a “day after machaca” kind of day, to put on a couple of pairs of adult diapers, get on the elevator when they are packed just after 5pm on like the 10th floor, & just let a violent pantload go. All the while, I’m staring at the door with the same simple grin on my face, oblivious to all the furious spattering & sputtering blasting forth from my rectum. Maybe be quietly humming Spandau Ballet’s “True” to myself. Yeah, that would be awesome.