I love LF like a brother. But I gotta tell you, if we made
it to a meet up together I'd be hard pressed not to organize
a plan to hold him down and fold his penis a time or
There was a certain evening in SF where I met a gal at a
pub, who was quite amorous, & we took the block & 1/2 stroll
back to my place.
We tumbled on my bed, & after about 30 seconds of violent
mashing she was safecracking my jeans, & once she dialed in
the code, she went to town.
An epic BJ...slobbering with full hand action & twisting of
the mouth on different angles. She knew her dicks, that was
for sure. So of course after about a minute of this
treatment, like any dude that doesn't have a Van Nuys area
code, I blasted. I was drunk, but I wasn't THAT drunk, she
had just played Fur Elise on my beef whistle, & got a
Now here I was, the buzz of many beers & an epic orgasm
floating through me, & this gal is leering at me for more. I
knew I didn't have another one in me, but I felt obligated
to try. I pushed her over & diddled her for the required
amount of time when I get the salute from LF Jr that we
we're good to go. Message not received.
I had what I like to call a "medium bendable." We weren't
ready for action, but we were doing tired calisthenics. She
was no virgin, so she could receive a Summer sausage if
Bottom line, I folded my cock in half & jammed it into that
slathery mess. She moaned approval...so I kept at it. But as
my boner unfolded, the sex became impossible, & when I put
my half-mast self into that canyon, there wasn't enough
friction to keep Junior alive...that whore...totally her
So she left unsatisfied. & I went into the living room &
played PGA Tour Golf with my roomates & smoked bowls.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
#13163 of 13587: lakrfool (LF) on Jan 11 '13 at (07:42:29 PM)