over the weekend, making soft tacos with refrieds, pico & a
shot of Tapatio. I was thinking as I ate my fifth or sixth
one that this was going to make for quite the bowel movement
I just felt this convulsion in my bowel, the kind that
screams "SHIT! NOW!!" As I walked to the boy's room &
gravity started kicking in, I could tell this was going to
be a savage dump. So savage in fact, that I took the
elevator to another random floor to use it's facilities. I
just started working here, & I don't care to be referred to
as "that guy that putrified the men's room," thank you very
After much butt clenching in the elevator, I arrived at the
mystery stall, dropped trousers, & commenced with the fury.
After a barrage of deafening sharts, the Sonoran steamer
broke for freedom & snaked its way around the bowl. I think
I shed a tear of joy when it finally broke off. Easily in my
Top 10 of all time.
And I was wise to go to another floor. There is a HAZMAT
team in the front of the building. I'm sure somebody on that
floor called 911 to report a toxic explosion.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
#6255 of 20000: lakrfool (LF) on Sep 20 '12 at (11:37:23 AM)